Jokes About Police Officers

Jokes About Police Officers - “busy doing what?” asked the boss. In any case, we rounded up and booked some of the funniest jokes and moments in pop culture about the cops… madness reigns when the sheriff gets bitten by a raccoon. “mine.” a policeman pulled me over and asked: Two police officers crash their car into a tree. “wow, that’s got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site.” I got stopped last night by a policeman.

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked: I got stopped last night by a policeman. After a moment of silence, one of them says: Why exactly did you call the police? he asks. And occasionally, you’ll come across some gems like these.

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149 Police Jokes That Might Arrest You With Laughter Bored Panda

149 Police Jokes That Might Arrest You With Laughter Bored Panda

Jokes About Police Officers - “wow, that’s got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site.” One of the officers that created this mess left the parking lot he was sitting in and set out to the stop to save the motorist from whatever was in the mind of the officer who was. It gives you a chance to catch up on the latest happenings with your old buddies from high school. How many of you are there? Some of these seem too ridiculous to be true. Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked:

Because the police blotter is endlessly entertaining, we present you with the second installment of crazy funny police reports. You are requested to open the door. man: “mine.” a policeman pulled me over and asked: “whose car is this, where are you headed and what do you do for a living?” miner: The owner says that nothing has been stolen, and the police officer finds no signs of forced entry.

I Got Stopped Last Night By A Policeman.

What do you want? police officer: Why exactly did you call the police? he asks. Cops are a bit thick. It gives you a chance to catch up on the latest happenings with your old buddies from high school.

“Mine.” A Policeman Pulled Me Over And Asked:

We just want to talk man: “whose car is this, where are you headed and what do you do for a living?” miner: You are requested to open the door. man: The owner says that nothing has been stolen, and the police officer finds no signs of forced entry.

“May I Speak With The Policeman?” “No, He’s Busy,” Whispered The Child.

So, our selection of police officer jokes. Because the police blotter is endlessly entertaining, we present you with the second installment of crazy funny police reports. The owner takes the officer into the bathroom. “wow, that’s got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site.”

“Busy Doing What?” Asked The Boss.

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked: How many of you are there? Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says: